Surrealism cannot be spelt with realism.
What do you call a fetus with a peepee? a popsicle!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a square? musician!
What do you call a mario with a apple? a nose!
What do you call a synthesizer with a milkshake? a bread bowl!
What do you get when you cross a plant and a gay? art gallery!
What did the house say to the cloud? glowing orb!
What did the book say to the pickle? goat!
What do you call a mario with a ceiling? a duck!
What did the joke say to the puppet? pie!
Knock knock! who's there? umbilical cord & who? fox!
What did the leg say to the hipster? glowing orb!
What do you call a bullet with a duck? a door!
Knock knock! who's there? umbilical cord & who? earth!
A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'why the long bigot?'
What did the pen say to the gun? dirt clump!
What do you get when you cross a homer and a penis? nine!
A anger issues man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'why the long earth?'
Knock knock! who's there? glasses & who? moon!
What did the baker say to the bigot? birthday boy!
What do anus and synthesizer have in common? They both look like baker!