Surrealist Knee Slappers

Surrealism cannot be spelt with realism.



What do you call a fetus with a peepee? a popsicle!

What do you get when you cross a penis and a square? musician!

What do you call a mario with a apple? a nose!

What do you call a synthesizer with a milkshake? a bread bowl!

What do you get when you cross a plant and a gay? art gallery!

What did the house say to the cloud? glowing orb!

What did the book say to the pickle? goat!

What do you call a mario with a ceiling? a duck!

What did the joke say to the puppet? pie!

Knock knock! who's there? umbilical cord & who? fox!

What did the leg say to the hipster? glowing orb!

What do you call a bullet with a duck? a door!

Knock knock! who's there? umbilical cord & who? earth!

A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'why the long bigot?'

What did the pen say to the gun? dirt clump!

What do you get when you cross a homer and a penis? nine!

A anger issues man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'why the long earth?'

Knock knock! who's there? glasses & who? moon!

What did the baker say to the bigot? birthday boy!

What do anus and synthesizer have in common? They both look like baker!