Even the mighty His Highness Lebron James can't withstand the might of these juggling japes!
Why are wrestlers so buff? Cuz they can't afford shirts!
When are they gonna add running to the Olympics?
Kick the ball? If you say so *miss*
How do Olympic swimmers not pee their pants? They do, that's why they go fast.
Michael Phelps? More like Michael PEElps!
Why can't basketball players leave their homes? They're not allowed to travel.
Why can't you argue with a tennis player? Cuz they'll make a racquet!
Why aren't soccer balls sold in stores anymore? The coaches punctured them!
How many times can you play badminton? Infinite, until the birdie stops tweeting!