Not even the cafeteria food can churn your stomach acid like these jokes can!
What is the difference between a little bit of math and a little bit of cocaine? A little bit of cocaine doesn't hurt!
Why was the teacher late for work? She Miss Carriage!
Why was the teacher cross-eyed? She couldn't control her pupils!
A principal walks into a bar. the bartender says, "you walked into the bar of a student's cage, silly"
What is a snake's favourite subject? Hisssstory!
What is a female teacher's favourite book genre? Missstery!
What's a spoon student's worst nightmare? The bowly
What do bags and lockers have in common? Their both great places for dead bodies!
What do you call a desk without legs? Ground beef!