There's nothing funny about praying to an almighty power. But it is funny when you tell some of these religious howlers in church!
What do you call a scientist that prays too much? Louis Pastor!
Where do the donations to the church go? Into the wooden boxes!
Why do you pour water on the babies? To keep them from shriveling up!
Jesus really nailed that pose!
It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and STEEVE! Hahaha!
What did the Buddhist monk say to the other Buddhist monk? Where did you put my hair?
My knees and elbows have been scabbed and torn because of all the praying I've been doing!
Islam is the true religion. The other gods are all-ah fake.
What did Buddha say to his ex?