Poop Jokes II

You can never have too much poop! And that's all we're saying.



What's brown and sticky and comes from the bottom, smells bad, has a weird consistency, and tastes bad? Rotten Roots!

Canopy? Where's my Can o' poo?

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What do you call a toilet that's reversed? Poop fountain!

Did you know your butt can create all types of matter? Gas, Liquid, Solid, and Plasma!

Make sure to bring your own toilet to the bring-your-own-toilet party!

poo pee fart!

Can of peanuts? Where's my can of poopnuts?

Why did detective jump down the toilet? To get to the bottom of it!

No shit, Sherlock!