If you gotta go, you gotta go. Especially if you gotta go to this website!
What's brown and sticky and comes from the bottom? Roots!
Why don't toilets have air fresheners inside?
Toilet bowls? I don't think a bowling ball fits inside!
Toilet bowl? If you say so *eats the soup*
Why is diahrrea so hard to spell? Cuz it's got a messy history!
Ninjas don't poop. Have you ever seen one pooping?
You looks like PEEna TURDner!