Court can sometimes be boring. But only if you don't use jokes! Here are some chucklers that will put you on the jury's friendly side!
If this was the Book of Genesis, I didn't eat the apple!
Attorney? You should go to the doctor if you're knee is torn!
Why does the judge have a hammer? Is he Thor?
You call this a case? Whatever SUITS you!
Verdict? That sounds like a type of snake!
Objection Sustained? You can only do that on a piano!
Lawyers be like: SUEEEEEE!
Can I use the washroom? Dang it!
Zookeeper gets arrested: Let's address the elephant in the room.
First Degree Murder? No, I attacked at a right angle!