Naughty naughty! You'll be getting coal for Christmas! Except it isn't Christmas. It's jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did the naked bartender say to the horse? Why the long genital?
What does a pooper say when they miss the toilet? Shit!
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Sit on it
I ordered a squirting dildo a few weeks ago. It just came in the mail!
A bitch walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'why the long idiot fucking stupid pig?'
Having sex with a mermaid? Call that sleeping with the fishes!
Anne Frank did NOT SEE that coming!
How do you stop Santa from delivering presents? Put nails in the cookies and milk!
What do you get when a butt goes back in time and brings back its past self? A PAIRABUTTS!