You don't musical talent to understand these jokes!
Music? More like muSICK!
What does a piano and a lock of a door have in common? They have a key inside them and outside them too.
Slurs? Okay, bitch.
Beatles? More like four people!
How can you tell when a singer is at your door? Can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
Bass solo: * * *claps*
Why shouldn't you dip your bass in water? Cuz then you'll make the sea sharp!
How do you stop a guitar player from constantly breaking their pegs during a show? Tell them to stay tuned.
The first chair violinist appeared very angry before the show. When asked why, he said, "Someone told me to break a leg!"