I don't need a wand to magically give you a feeling of enlightment. Simply read these jokes and it'll do just the same!
I tried giving a magician my business card, but he kept pulling it out of my ear.
Why are magicians born with soft spots on their head? From the bunny in their hat!
Why do magicians not have beards? Because they don't want to reveal the rabbit hole!
A magician came out of the womb. Now that's a real trick!
Don't magicians have other things to do with their lives
I tried to have sex with a magician, but my penis disappeared!
Magician got bald, made his hair disappear! Funny joke!
Why was the magician bad at relationships? He was always sawing his partner in half.
Why do wizards wear pointed hats? To kill the birds that land on top.