The only weapon against a conservative are these liberal quips! But once these jokes leave your liberal lips, these conservatives will hate your leftist tips!
The only diffeerence between donald trump and a a donkey is that the donkey is good
What does a liberal think of woke? They like it!
How do you keep a liberal busy? Let the germs enter!
Let women do what they want!
If dogs don't grow on trees, why are there WOKE corn digs?
If you cut off a liberal's hands, the only thing they'd not be able to do is to masturbate and write letters!
My spit shall leave my mouth and come in contact with your filthy conservative skin!
What's the difference between black lives and stocks? Stocks don't matter!
What do you get when a Liberal goes back in time and brings back its past self? A pair of cool people! Go Joe!