Boop boop boop boop boop BOOP! Boop. A good game needs 8-bit music, 8-bit visuals, and jokes!
How do you lock a gamer out of their games? You remove their keys!
Why did the gamer enter the elevator? He wanted to level UP!
What do you call a scientist that has been playing too many video games? Louis Posture!
A gamer walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "why the short spine?"
A bald gamer sits on his mouse. When asked why, he replied, "I don't have a mouse pad!"
How do you stop a gamer from drinking too much orange juice? Tell him there's a new patch for water!
How many times can you spin a gaming chair? Infinite, until it breaks!
How can you stop a gamer from entering the washroom? Tell him there's lava inside!
What do you get when a gamer goes back in time and brings back its past self? A PAIRAGAMERS!