Ding Ding! Dinner's ready! If you're hungry for humour, that is!
If corn don't grow on trees, why are there CORN DOGS?
What do you get when a dog jumps into the atmosphere? A HOT DOG!
Why are fishes all drug addicts? They're hooked!
A man walks into a bar with a huge cake that covers his face. the bartender asks, "why the long cake?" the man replies, "its for my sister's wedding. she's being married to a man who loves her." the bartender replies, "oh, that's nice. when's the wedding?" the man drops his cake and reveals that he is a cake himself. "never!"
Why is it so hard to steal a wallet from a waffle? They have a lot of pockets!
Why shouldn't you cook a chicken? It wouldn't lay eggs anymore!
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.
What's do you call a cow without legs? Disabled meat.
Chicken strips? That's undignified!