What's the difference between puns and dad jokes? Puns is only one word! Speaking of, here are some puns. Or dad jokes!
Rule of thumb: Two up is good! Two down is bad.
My friend pretended he was going to shoot up the school on april the first. He came with a JK-47.
Guy who thinks vending machines are voice operated: all that and a bag of chips!
They say the president is planning something big. He's just biden his time.
They say it's unlucky to fart indoors. I haven't been inside since 1999.
I would tell you a really long joke, but I haven't got much time left on Earth.
My dad's dad and his grandpa all had ripped pants, and recently I've ripped mine. I guess we have bad jenes!