Met the love of your life? Here are some lines that will surely keep you away from harm!
Are you a camera? Cuz I'd like to take a picture of you!
You look stupid.
Time for the wedding!
You look just like my previous wife!
Are you Santa? Cuz I want you to pick up my sack and deliver some presents!
Are you a circle? Cuz your body's got more curves than I can count!
You looks like tina turner!
If we had babies together, you would be delivering a punchline!