You don't have to be a dog to understand these hi-RUFF-ious jokes!
If dogs don't grow on trees, why are there CORN DOGS?
What do you get when a dog jumps into the atmosphere? A HOT DOG!
Golden retriever? How did they get so rich?
A Borzoi walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "why the long face?"
Why do you declaw cats, but not dogs? Cuz then they won't be able to rip up furniture!
What do you get when you let a dog into a pond? Ducks with bites in them!
How do you know how wealthy a dog is? Figure out his WAGes!
Why can sled dogs go so fast and far? They slip on the ice!
What do you get when a dog goes back in time and brings back its past self? A PAIRADOGS!