Something is sizzling on the pan: humour!
Why shouldn't you argue with sodium? It'll leave you with a salty aftertaste!
Why shouldn't you argue with baking powder? It'll leave you a bitter aftertaste!
A man breaks up an argument in a pot. It was starting to get heated in there.
What vegetable has the most enemies? The arug-a-lot
Why do spatulas have holes? For better air flow!
Why do pot lids have a tiny hole in them? For peaking into the pot
Somewhere oven the grainbowl!
How many times can you stir porridge? Infinite, until the spoon head falls off!
What do you get when a bread goes back in time and brings back its past self? An old!