How many bags would you like? A bag of jokes? Alright!
What do you say when your cashier asks if you have a recyclable bag? I'd prefer the plastic one!
What do bags and cars have in common? Their both great places for dead bodies!
Why is there so much plastic in the ocean?
What's the difference between a plastic bag and a man? If you place a man on your head, you won't suffocate!
Why do plastics stay on the surface of the ocean? They're full of air!
How many times can you put a plastic bag on a baby's head? Infinite, until the baby's head falls off!
I found a purse on the floor. Should I return it to the rightful owner or keep the money?
Your mom looks like Tina BAGner
What do you get when a bag goes back in time and brings back its past self? A PAIRABAGS!